Cool out of Office Auto Replies

I know I’ve been much irregular these days and what to do I’m going through some busy schedule these days. Sorry for that but today I’m here with another fun post of Sunday. I think the auto responders I’ve posted here are very useful if you’re going for holiday and looking for the best auto responder for the holiday then I recommend to use any of the auto replies of below.

1. I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Be prepared for my mood.

2. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office.

If I was in, chances are you wouldn’t have received anything at all.

3. I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails you send me until I return From holiday on 4 April. Please be patient and your mail will be deleted in the order It was received .

4. Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged £5.99 for the first ten Words and £1.99 for each additional word in your message.

5. The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection and is unable to deliver This message. Please restart your computer and try sending again.

6. Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system…

You are Currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 13 weeks.

7. I’ve run away to join a different circus.

5 thoughts on “Cool out of Office Auto Replies

  1. as always i laughed my ass out :) keep em coming 😉

  2. @stratosg – thanks man….

  3. Fun stuff man :) Keep ’em coming too.

  4. @carlos – thanks man sure….

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