Characteristics of experienced programmer

hello guyz….I’m shifting to new home so I will not be able to post for few days as I’ve to get another internet connection in new place and connect it but I’ve not forgotten to post the special dose of Sunday to make you laugh. In this post, I’m going to tell you some characteristics of experienced programmer. After reading this post, please let me know weather you fall within this category or not?


When you are counting objects, you go like “0,1,2,3,4,5, 6,7,8,9,A, B,C,D…” .

When asked about a bus schedule, you wonder if it is 16 or 32 bits.

When your wife says “If you don’t turn off that darn machine and come to bed,then I am going to divorce you!”, and you chastise her for for omitting the else clause.

When you are reading a book and look for the space bar to get to the next page.

When you look for your car keys using: “grep keys /dev/pockets”

When after fooling around all day with routers etc, you pick up the phone and start dialing an IP number.

When you get in the elevator and double-press the button for the floor you want.

When not only do you check your email more often than your paper mail, but you remember your {network address} faster than your postal one.

When you go to balance your checkbook and discover that you’re doing the math in octal.

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6 Comments on “Characteristics of experienced programmer”

  • David wrote on 6 October, 2008, 8:59

    “When your wife says “If you don’t turn off that darn machine and come to bed,then I am going to divorce you!”, and you chastise her for for omitting the else clause.” …

    That’s so true ;-)

  • Ian wrote on 14 October, 2008, 17:26

    “When after fooling around all day with routers etc, you pick up the phone and start dialing an IP number.”
    Now thats hilarious! :D

  • Amjith PS wrote on 16 October, 2008, 12:54

    Will i get mails?
    :D is it true ?

  • Roshan wrote on 16 October, 2008, 17:05

    @amjith - mails ? which emails? I’m a bit confused can you please clarify it…

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