Diplomatic statements from Project Mangers

Today is the Sunday and as you know I always take break from the coding in the weekend and try to make you laugh as much as I can.  This week I’ve come up with another diplomatic sentences spoken by the Project Managers peoples. Read the hidden meaning of actual sentences below and analyze what your project managers means to say if they will speak any of the below sentences.

1.”We will do it” means “You will do it”

2.”You have done a great job” means “More work to be given to you”

3.”We are working on it” means “We have not yet started working on the same”

4.”Tomorrow first thing in the morning” means “Its not getting done “At least not tomorrow!”

5.”After discussion we will decide-I am very open to views” means “I have already decided, I will tell you what to do”

6.”There was a slight miscommunication” means “We had actually lied”

7.”Lets call a meeting and discuss” means “I have no time now, will talk later”

8.”We can always do it” means “We actually cannot do the same on time”

9.”We are on the right track but there needs to be a slight extension of the deadline” means “The project is screwed up, we cannot deliver on time.”

10.”We had slight differences of opinion “means “We had actually fought”

11.”Make a list of the work that you do and let’s see how I can help you” means “Anyway you have to find a way out no help from me”

12.”You should have told me earlier” means “Well even if you told me earlier that would have made hardly any difference!”

13.”We need to find out the real reason” means “Well I will tell you where your fault is”

14.”Well Family is important; your leave is always granted. Just ensure that the work is not affected,” means, “Well first finish your work first then whatever you do I don’t give damn…”

15.”We are a team,” means, “I am not the only one to be blamed”

16.”That’s actually a good question” means “I do not know anything about it”

17.”All the Best” means “You are in trouble”

6 thoughts on “Diplomatic statements from Project Mangers

  1. as always a great funny Sunday post…!

  2. Felix

    mmm … ever, even once, we said we have one of these phrases? Cool! Funny! True!

  3. @Felix – frankly speaking, I’ve used some of the sentences over the guyz …..he he

  4. Great !!

  5. Nice blog, well done.

  6. Very Nice blog!!
    Laughing is good for health and when it is from a professional/official topic, it looks terrific!!

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