Comments on: Examples of different Marketing Terms

By: Badea

Badea — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 19:43:14 +0000

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her with a beer in your hand and you say: “I’m rich, Marry me!” . She tells you are too ugly.
- “That’s zoso…”

By: phuong

phuong — Sat, 15 Aug 2009 11:19:53 +0000

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You start to get acquainted with her —-> question mark.
You need to invest in dating ( huge amount of money to pay bill)—> star
She agrees to live with you, cook for you, sleep with you —-> cash cow
Lastly, you will invest less or change to another girl because the beyond girl no longer brings benefit—-> dog
Exactly 4 steps of BSG growth matrix

By: Mike Oyama

Mike Oyama — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 06:53:25 +0000

HA! That’s a great list!

Here’s your #10

You see 100 gorgeous girls at a party. You have your friends give each of the girls in the room a phone number, and say, “I’m rich, Call me so we can get Married!”
53 of them throw the number away.
37 of them call you, and abruptly hang up when you answer. (Your friends get a dollar for that.)
10 of them call you, and agree to marry you. (Your friends get five dollars for that.)
4 of the 10 file for an annulment (4 of your friends have to give 5 dollars back)
- “That’s Affiliate Marketing…”

By: Waheed

Waheed — Mon, 27 Apr 2009 17:10:16 +0000

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her an other person also come to her and after while u both got reward. called affiliate marketing.

Very nice work specially customer feedback.

By: Matthew

Matthew — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 20:34:18 +0000

lol.. Very witty! I liked the telemarketing one and the customer feedback one the best:)

By: Lucas

Lucas — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 11:52:56 +0000

Wow! Very funny haha… I liked the customer feedback.

By: Roshan

Roshan — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 07:20:10 +0000

@Tarquin- he he…..there is no commission dude…she had kissed your friend on his cheeks and would have gone with you then it might been Affiliate Marketing…isn’t it ?

By: Tarquin

Tarquin — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 05:29:57 +0000

@ the first 2 posts;

You see a gorgeous girl at a party, she likes your friend, you tell her you are friends with him and she goes out with you.

Thats affiliate marketing.. perhaps?

By: stratosg

stratosg — Sun, 07 Sep 2008 11:57:32 +0000

those are funny stuff… especially the feedback! keep em coming

By: Roshan

Roshan — Sun, 07 Sep 2008 11:54:27 +0000

@Pramod Poudel – I think that is Lack of marketing approach…isn’t it ?

By: Pramod Poudel

Pramod Poudel — Sun, 07 Sep 2008 11:06:35 +0000

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You enjoy looking at the girl.
-That is affiliate programming.