Examples of different Marketing Terms

As you know in the weekend, I would like to make you guys laugh rather than roaming around the code. So, another Sunday and time for some laugh. These days I’m putting my hands over the Internet Marketing and I was collecting more knowledge of marketing(I’m a science student and very poor in marketing stuffs).Here are the examples of different marketing terms which was given to me by one of my good friend.

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and say: “I am very rich. “Marry me!”

– That’s Direct Marketing…”

2. You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a
gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and
pointing at you says: “He’s very rich.”Marry him.”
-That’s Advertising…”

3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and get her telephone number. The next day, you
call and say: “Hi, I’m very rich. “Marry me
– That’s Telemarketing…”

4. You’re at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up
and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour
her a drink, you open the door (of the car)”Marry Me?”
– That’s Public Relations…”

5. You’re at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks
up to you and says:”You are very rich!
“Can you marry ! me?”
– That’s Brand Recognition…”

6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and say: “I am very rich. Marry me!” She gives you
a nice hard slap on your face.
– “That’s Customer Feedback…”

7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and say: “I am very rich. Marry me!” And she
introduces you to her husband.
– “That’s demand and supply gap…”

8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and before you say anything, another person come
and tell her: “I’m rich. Will you marry me?” and she
goes with him
– “That’s competition eating into your market share…”

9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and before you say: “I’m rich, Marry me!” your
wife arrives.
– “That’s restriction for entering new markets…”

I was wondering what would the appropriate term for explaining “Affiliate Marketing” using above example. Anybody please!!!

11 thoughts on “Examples of different Marketing Terms

  1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You enjoy looking at the girl.
    -That is affiliate programming.

  2. @Pramod Poudel – I think that is Lack of marketing approach…isn’t it ?

  3. those are funny stuff… especially the feedback! keep em coming 😉

  4. @ the first 2 posts;

    You see a gorgeous girl at a party, she likes your friend, you tell her you are friends with him and she goes out with you.

    Thats affiliate marketing.. perhaps?

  5. @Tarquin- he he…..there is no commission dude…she had kissed your friend on his cheeks and would have gone with you then it might been Affiliate Marketing…isn’t it ?

  6. Wow! Very funny haha… I liked the customer feedback.

  7. lol.. Very witty! I liked the telemarketing one and the customer feedback one the best:)

  8. Waheed

    You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
    her an other person also come to her and after while u both got reward. called affiliate marketing.

    Very nice work specially customer feedback.

  9. HA! That’s a great list!

    Here’s your #10

    You see 100 gorgeous girls at a party. You have your friends give each of the girls in the room a phone number, and say, “I’m rich, Call me so we can get Married!”
    53 of them throw the number away.
    37 of them call you, and abruptly hang up when you answer. (Your friends get a dollar for that.)
    10 of them call you, and agree to marry you. (Your friends get five dollars for that.)
    4 of the 10 file for an annulment (4 of your friends have to give 5 dollars back)
    – “That’s Affiliate Marketing…”

  10. phuong

    You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You start to get acquainted with her —-> question mark.
    You need to invest in dating ( huge amount of money to pay bill)—> star
    She agrees to live with you, cook for you, sleep with you —-> cash cow
    Lastly, you will invest less or change to another girl because the beyond girl no longer brings benefit—-> dog
    Exactly 4 steps of BSG growth matrix

  11. Badea

    You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her with a beer in your hand and you say: “I’m rich, Marry me!” . She tells you are too ugly.
    – “That’s zoso…”

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