Examples of different Marketing Terms

As you know in the weekend, I would like to make you guys laugh rather than roaming around the code. So, another Sunday and time for some laugh. These days I’m putting my hands over the Internet Marketing and I was collecting more knowledge of marketing(I’m a science student and very poor in marketing stuffs).Here are the examples of different marketing terms which was given to me by one of my good friend.

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and say: “I am very rich. “Marry me!”
- That’s Direct Marketing…”

2. You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a
gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: “He’s very rich.”Marry him.”
-That’s Advertising…”

3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and get her telephone number. The next day, you
call and say: “Hi, I’m very rich. “Marry me
- That’s Telemarketing…”

4. You’re at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up
and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour
her a drink, you open the door (of the car)”Marry Me?”
- That’s Public Relations…”

5. You’re at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks
up to you and says:”You are very rich!
“Can you marry ! me?”
- That’s Brand Recognition…”

6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and say: “I am very rich. Marry me!” She gives you
a nice hard slap on your face.
- “That’s Customer Feedback…”

7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and say: “I am very rich. Marry me!” And she
introduces you to her husband.
- “That’s demand and supply gap…”

8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and before you say anything, another person come
and tell her: “I’m rich. Will you marry me?” and she
goes with him
- “That’s competition eating into your market share…”

9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and before you say: “I’m rich, Marry me!” your
wife arrives.
- “That’s restriction for entering new markets…”

I was wondering what would the appropriate term for explaining “Affiliate Marketing” using above example. Anybody please!!!

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