WeddingQuery……..Marriage special SQL Query
- Sunday, August 10, 2008, 16:41
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Today, I got a very funny and hilarious email from a friend of mine. It is so funny and hilarious that I couldn’t stop myself for posting it. It is the SQL query created by a programmer who is just going to get married and take a look at this cool SQL query created by him and also don’t forget to read theĀ short and sweet reply from the girl as well.
BOY’S QUERY
CREATE PROCEDURE MyMarriage (
BrideGroom Male (25) ,
Bride Female(20) )
AS
BEGIN
SELECT Bride FROM Beautiful_ Brides
WHERE FatherInLaw = ‘Millionaire’
AND Count(Car) > 20 AND HouseStatus =’ThreeStoreyed’
AND BrideEduStatus IN (B.TECH ,BE ,Degree ,MCA ,MiBA)
AND Having Brothers= Null
AND Sisters =Null
SELECT Gold ,Cash,Car,BankBalance
FROM FatherInLaw
UPDATE MyBankAccout
SETMyBal = MyBal + FatherInLawBal
UPDATE MyLocker
SET MyLockerContents = MyLockerContents + FatherInLawGold
INSERT INTO
MyCarShed VALUES(‘BMW’)
END
GO
Then the girl writes the below query in reply:
DROP HUSBAND;
Commit;
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really really funny post! she wants to make sure he is a gonner and after the drop she issues a commit… hilarious!
hahahaha..very funny post….nice one…also the girls reply query
DROP husband;…haha great..hoping to see some good post like this again…