Software engineer and his wife

Another weekend and time for some laugh. Ok guys in this post I’ll show you the conversation between husband and wife and you’ll find the great reply from the husband who is a software engineer.  I think you guyz will also reply the same kind of answers to your wife. Please let me know if you answer the same way or different way to your wife.

Husband – hey dear, I am logged in.

Wife – would you like to have some snacks?

Husband – hard disk full.

Wife – have you brought the saree.

Husband – Bad command or file name.

Wife – but I told you about it in morning

Husband – erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.

Wife – hae bhagwan !forget it where’s your salary.

Husband – file in use, read only, try after some time.

Wife – at least give me your credit card, I can do some shopping.

Husband – sharing violation, access denied.

Wife – I made a mistake in marrying you.

Husband – data type mismatch.

Wife – you are useless.

Husband – by default.

Wife – who was there with you in the car this morning?

Husband – system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to Reboot.

Wife – what is the relation between you & your Receptionist?

Husband – the only user with write permission.

Wife – what is my value in your life?

Husband – unknown virus detected.

Wife – do you love me or your computer?

Husband – Too many parameters.

Wife – I will go to my dad’s house.

Husband – program performed illegal operation, it will Close.

Wife – I will leave you forever.

Husband – close all programs and log out for another User.

Wife – it is worthless talking to you.

Husband – shut down the computer.

Wife – I am going

Husband – Its now safe to turn off your computer

2 thoughts on “Software engineer and his wife

  1. Nimisha Joshi

    Wow !!

    Roshan dai it is great
    Ha hahahaha

    Nice joke !!

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