Few Programming Jokes

Another Sunday and time for some laugh. I’ve selected some of the humor related to programming and IT for this weekend. I think they are  fun and will bring some laugh to your face. Enjoy the programming related joke.

Programming & IT related Jokes

A software engineer was smoking in office.

Girl says, Cant you see the warning? “smoking is injurious to health”

the engineer says…….. …

We bother only about Errors not Warnings !!!!


Once a programmer drowned in the sea. Many Marines where at that time on the beach, but the programmer was shouting “F1 F1″ and nobody understood it.


Q. How did the programmer die in the shower?
A. He read the shampoo bottle instructions: Lather. Rinse. Repeat.


Error messages under consideration for Windows Vista

• Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.

• Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.

• BREAKFAST.SYS halted… Cereal port not responding.

• Close your eyes and press escape three times.

• File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)

• Runtime Error 6D at 417A:32CF: Incompetent User.

• Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.

• Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.

• Windows message: “Error saving file! Format drive now? (Y/Y)”

• Windows VirusScan 1.0 – “Windows found: Remove it? (Y/N)”

7 thoughts on “Few Programming Jokes

  1. as always hilarious! just keep them coming! 😀

  2. @stratosg -thank you man…..I’ll try post them regularly

  3. KK

    Roshan jee,

    Great site.
    Shame to me that I never knew about this wonderful blog. I came here from Alexa Ranking. I have seen few Nepali rocking the global floor on the web space. You are doing a great job. Indeed you are blogging about web development, targeted to global viewers. You stand. You Rock. I am just very very glad to see your blog. It is very rich in content. There are so many things that I can learn from your site. I have found a arsenal of knowledge and information. You inspired me. I have bookmarked you. Keep it UP ! :)

  4. @KK – Thank you very very much for such a wonder compliment…due to the busy schedule I’m unable to post regularly these days….But I’ll try to be regular……

    Thanks again……

  5. Saurav

    K ho Roshan Dai, site ta dam cool chani… keep it up..

  6. @ Roshan you Rock man.. Funny thinks.. when i red this jocks. i came across a jock but i forget it right now. i will soon post it.

  7. Sumit Joshi

    One Joke from me!!!!
    Once upon a time a Plane and Rocket met together in Garrage. Conversation between them:
    Plane: was asking to Rocket that my dear friend, please tell me how you(Rocket) can fly more higher than me. What is the reason.
    Rocket (replied): Please friend don’s this. Nothing to say.
    Plane: Please yaar… I have big capacity than you. I carried lots of passangers than you and still I cound not fly more than 25000 to 30000 feet. You must have to say.
    Rocket: Please yaaar! Don’t ask… It gives lots of pain….
    Plane: Please please
    Rocket: A one only knows when it gets fire behind it.


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