Few Programming Jokes

Sunday, August 31, 2008, 10:24
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6 comments

Another Sunday and time for some laugh. I’ve selected some of the humor related to programming and IT for this weekend. I think they are fun and will bring some laugh to your face. Enjoy the programming related joke.

Programming & IT related Jokes

A software engineer was smoking in office.

Girl says, Cant you see the warning? “smoking is injurious to health”

the engineer says…….. …

We bother only about Errors not Warnings !!!!

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Once a programmer drowned in the sea. Many Marines where at that time on the beach, but the programmer was shouting “F1 F1″ and nobody understood it.

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Q. How did the programmer die in the shower?
A. He read the shampoo bottle instructions: Lather. Rinse. Repeat.

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Error messages under consideration for Windows Vista

• Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.

• Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.

• BREAKFAST.SYS halted… Cereal port not responding.

• Close your eyes and press escape three times.

• File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)

• Runtime Error 6D at 417A:32CF: Incompetent User.

• Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.

• Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.

• Windows message: “Error saving file! Format drive now? (Y/Y)”

• Windows VirusScan 1.0 - “Windows found: Remove it? (Y/N)”

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6 Comments on “Few Programming Jokes”

stratosg wrote on 31 August, 2008, 19:38
as always hilarious! just keep them coming!
Roshan wrote on 1 September, 2008, 5:17
@stratosg -thank you man…..I’ll try post them regularly
KK wrote on 2 September, 2008, 4:27
Roshan jee,

Great site.
Shame to me that I never knew about this wonderful blog. I came here from Alexa Ranking. I have seen few Nepali rocking the global floor on the web space. You are doing a great job. Indeed you are blogging about web development, targeted to global viewers. You stand. You Rock. I am just very very glad to see your blog. It is very rich in content. There are so many things that I can learn from your site. I have found a arsenal of knowledge and information. You inspired me. I have bookmarked you. Keep it UP !
Roshan wrote on 2 September, 2008, 7:14
@KK - Thank you very very much for such a wonder compliment…due to the busy schedule I’m unable to post regularly these days….But I’ll try to be regular……

Thanks again……
Saurav wrote on 8 September, 2008, 1:42
K ho Roshan Dai, site ta dam cool chani… keep it up..
Echo 419 wrote on 17 December, 2008, 11:21
@ Roshan you Rock man.. Funny thinks.. when i red this jocks. i came across a jock but i forget it right now. i will soon post it.