Few Programming Jokes

Another Sunday and time for some laugh. I’ve selected some of the humor related to programming and IT for this weekend. I think they are  fun and will bring some laugh to your face. Enjoy the programming related joke.

Programming & IT related Jokes

A software engineer was smoking in office.

Girl says, Cant you see the warning? “smoking is injurious to health”

the engineer says…….. …

We bother only about Errors not Warnings !!!!

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Once a programmer drowned in the sea. Many Marines where at that time on the beach, but the programmer was shouting “F1 F1″ and nobody understood it.

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Q. How did the programmer die in the shower?
A. He read the shampoo bottle instructions: Lather. Rinse. Repeat.

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Error messages under consideration for Windows Vista

• Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.

• Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.

• BREAKFAST.SYS halted… Cereal port not responding.

• Close your eyes and press escape three times.

• File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)

• Runtime Error 6D at 417A:32CF: Incompetent User.

• Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.

• Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.

• Windows message: “Error saving file! Format drive now? (Y/Y)”

• Windows VirusScan 1.0 – “Windows found: Remove it? (Y/N)”

7 thoughts on “Few Programming Jokes

  1. as always hilarious! just keep them coming! 😀

  2. @stratosg -thank you man…..I’ll try post them regularly

  3. KK

    Roshan jee,

    Great site.
    Shame to me that I never knew about this wonderful blog. I came here from Alexa Ranking. I have seen few Nepali rocking the global floor on the web space. You are doing a great job. Indeed you are blogging about web development, targeted to global viewers. You stand. You Rock. I am just very very glad to see your blog. It is very rich in content. There are so many things that I can learn from your site. I have found a arsenal of knowledge and information. You inspired me. I have bookmarked you. Keep it UP ! :)

  4. @KK – Thank you very very much for such a wonder compliment…due to the busy schedule I’m unable to post regularly these days….But I’ll try to be regular……

    Thanks again……

  5. Saurav

    K ho Roshan Dai, site ta dam cool chani… keep it up..

  6. @ Roshan you Rock man.. Funny thinks.. when i red this jocks. i came across a jock but i forget it right now. i will soon post it.

  7. Sumit Joshi

    One Joke from me!!!!
    Once upon a time a Plane and Rocket met together in Garrage. Conversation between them:
    Plane: was asking to Rocket that my dear friend, please tell me how you(Rocket) can fly more higher than me. What is the reason.
    Rocket (replied): Please friend don’s this. Nothing to say.
    Plane: Please yaar… I have big capacity than you. I carried lots of passangers than you and still I cound not fly more than 25000 to 30000 feet. You must have to say.
    Rocket: Please yaaar! Don’t ask… It gives lots of pain….
    Plane: Please please
    Rocket: A one only knows when it gets fire behind it.

    Ha….ha….ha….

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