Letter to Bill Gates about the flaw in Microsoft’s Products

Today I got a funny forwarded email from my friend Hari and I couldn’t stop posting it here in my blog. Just checkout the problem Banta is having in his new computer with various software products from Microsoft.

 

 

 

Subject : Problems with the Computers

Dear Mr. Bill Gates,

We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your attention.

1) There is a button ‘Start’ but there is no ‘Stop’ button. We request you to check this.

2) We find there is ‘Run’ in the menu. One of my friends clicked ‘Run’ he ran up to Amritsar! So, we request you to change that to ‘Sit’, so that we can click that by sitting.

3) One doubt is whether any ‘Re-scooter’ is available in system? I find only ‘Re-cycle’, but I own a scooter at my home.

4) There is ‘Find’ button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this ‘Find’ button, but were unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.

5) My child learnt ‘Microsoft Word’ now he wants to learn ‘Microsoft Sentence’, so when you will provide that?

6) I brought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon, which shows ‘My Computer’: when you will provide the remaining items?

7) It is surprising that windows says ‘My Pictures’ but there is not even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that.

8 ) There is ‘MICROSOFT OFFICE’ what about ‘MICROSOFT HOME’ since I use the PC at home only.

9) You provided ‘My Recent Documents’. When you will provide ‘My Past Documents’?

10) You provide ‘My Network Places’. For God shake please do not provide ‘My Secret Places’. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours.

Regards,
Banta

6 thoughts on “Letter to Bill Gates about the flaw in Microsoft’s Products

  1. AJ

    hahaha, may be Bill Gates should put those questions in consideration and “try” to answer them.

  2. AJ…I don’t think Bill gates has the answer of these questions….LOL

  3. Bill Gates

    so u people are making fun out of me huh wait..

  4. LOL…Bill Gates do you have solution of any of those ??

  5. Bill Gates

    wait kids m working for those answer if i got it then i ll definitely give answer to BANTA.

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