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Interesting Definitions of IT job People’s Designations

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Today, I’ve got a interesting forward mail from one of my friend and I couldn’t stop posting it here. Check out some of the very funny and interesting definitions of the various designations of the people related to the IT jobs. Please don’t take the definitions too seriously. These definitions are just for fun and nothing to do with the professional world.

1. Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine Women can deliver a baby in One month.

2. Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.

3. Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single Woman can deliver nine babies in one month.

4. Client is the one who doesn’t know why he wants a baby.

5. Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.

6. Resource Optimization Team thinks they don’t Need a man or woman; They’ll produce a child with zero resources.

7. Documentation Team thinks they don’t care whether the child is delivered, they’ll just document 9 months.

8. Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby.

9. Tester is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the Right baby.

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15 Comments on “Interesting Definitions of IT job People’s Designations”

  • Pablo Impallari wrote on 22 May, 2008, 12:01

    LOL. Really funny.
  • Loren wrote on 22 May, 2008, 15:30

    Thanks for that little ray of sunshine!
  • Mukesh wrote on 23 May, 2008, 4:24

    nice fun.. loved it!

    here is one more IT related entertaining story..

    Boyfriend Vs. Husband http://blog.chapagain.com.np/index.php/2008/05/11/boyfriend-50-to-husband-10/

    Enjoy !!
  • Links dot Zigzo wrote on 24 May, 2008, 17:35

    so true man. LoL

    especially: Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby.
    hahahah
  • Kamy wrote on 26 May, 2008, 15:46

    FUUUUUUUUNNY :)

  • fedmich wrote on 1 June, 2008, 18:37

    Funny, lol I like the #8 the most
  • yougotadui wrote on 22 October, 2008, 5:14

    classic, i am a marketing mgr. #5 is so true hehe
  • Bunny got blog wrote on 26 October, 2008, 15:07

    Thanks for sharing this.

    Enjoyed it very much.
  • Robert Augustin wrote on 26 October, 2008, 15:11

    Lol, I love this. You could add the client’s best friend who thinks the baby should wear a t-shirt with something written on it in Comic Sans
  • Rush wrote on 27 October, 2008, 22:32

    Pretty true, and funny!
  • Andreas wrote on 1 February, 2009, 12:02

    sad but true
    I don’t have these problems luckily as i just work unemployed and freely on these things.
    But who wants me anyway? A guy with fluent English surviving the horrors of .NET in 2-3 years including the crudeness of C# and VB.net And their stupid implementation of DIRECT X, then at some practice of say 4 – 5 weeks SHAREPOINT-DESIGNER ( The most crud thing ever seen). But now comes to a homeland of C and C++ under Linux with hardcored usages of the bash and GCC.
  • Rahul wrote on 18 February, 2009, 8:47

    it’s really funny.
    the man who define ,done very good job.
  • Travis wrote on 25 September, 2009, 15:44

    So true… especially for anyone who has worked in the project management field. Amazing how anything gets done correctly!

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