Interesting Definitions of IT job People’s Designations

Posted on May 22, 2008
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Today, I’ve got a interesting forward mail from one of my friend and I couldn’t stop posting it here. Check out some of the very funny and interesting definitions of the various designations of the people related to the IT jobs. Please don’t take the definitions too seriously. These definitions are just for fun and nothing to do with the professional world.

1. Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine Women can deliver a baby in One month.

2. Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.

3. Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single Woman can deliver nine babies in one month.

4. Client is the one who doesn’t know why he wants a baby.

5. Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.

6. Resource Optimization Team thinks they don’t Need a man or woman; They’ll produce a child with zero resources.

7. Documentation Team thinks they don’t care whether the child is delivered, they’ll just document 9 months.

8. Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby.

9. Tester is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the Right baby.

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Comments

7 Responses to “Interesting Definitions of IT job People’s Designations”

Pablo Impallari on May 22nd, 2008 12:01 pm

LOL. Really funny.
Loren on May 22nd, 2008 3:30 pm

Thanks for that little ray of sunshine!
Mukesh on May 23rd, 2008 4:24 am

nice fun.. loved it!

here is one more IT related entertaining story..

Boyfriend Vs. Husband http://blog.chapagain.com.np/index.php/2008/05/11/boyfriend-50-to-husband-10/

Enjoy !!
Links dot Zigzo on May 24th, 2008 5:35 pm

so true man. LoL

especially: Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby.
hahahah
Kamy on May 26th, 2008 3:46 pm

FUUUUUUUUNNY
fedmich on June 1st, 2008 6:37 pm

Funny, lol I like the #8 the most
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